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this is geezer

this is geezer

probably the okayest weezer tribute band in the world and planet.

After a five-year hiatus filled with Bingo, bridge, and early bedtimes, the baddest, oldest Weezer tribute band to ever grace the halls of Shady Pines Assisted Living is making a comeback! That’s right—Geezer is dusting off their walkers and tuning up their hearing aids to bring the noise once again!

 

They’re trading in prune juice for PBR, and let me tell you, the only thing more electrifying than their pacemakers is the sound of their music. So, mark your calendars, hide the Metamucil, and get ready for the most epic reunion this side of the nursing station. Because Geezer is back and they’re here to rock your world—just as soon as they figure out where they left their glasses.

 

Basically they play all your favorite Weezer numbers from The Blue Album, Pinkerton, and the Green Album.
geezer is…

Midred Shredsalot – Guitar, Vocals
Geezer’s founding member is known the world over for his ability to hunt down a bargain. This sweet soul has the unique ability to win your heart while paying less than half price for a Craftmatic adjustable bed.


Doris Dinglestrings – Guitar, Vocals

Doris was the person to broach the subject of taking the stage as old women. Not because he’s into that or anything, he just thinks he looks rather stunning in a girdle. And he’s right.

Herbert Bottomslap – Bass, Vocals
The band’s resident prankster, he’s always up to something, whether it’s slipping dentures into someone’s coffee or shredding basslines like he’s late for his early bird dinner.


Melvin Tubsberg – Drums, Not Vocals

Sweet Pappy Melvin was the first Geezer member to perform in a belt and suspenders. His sweet country soul literally drips with honest East Texas goodness. But he will fight you if you catch him stealing batteries from Piggly Wiggly.

shows

friday, january 17th
the cidada - fort worth
clubs / private parties / corporate events

I’m a lot like you,
so please, hello.
I’m here,
I’m waiting.

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